December 2011
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
I don't know who made this.. but U GOT IT RIGHT!
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Different degrees of gay.
Molly: "I know I'm a disaster, but you have to listen to me because that was the bet."
Shane: "Make it fast."
Molly: "I don't know if I'm gay, I don't know if I'm straight, but I know that I wanna be with you."
Shane: "We had terrible sex."
Molly: "No! It was great ... for me! You don't just get on a bike and know how to ride it -- same with riding a girl! So I freaked out, big deal! You've just been with so many girls you don't remember your first time. Well guess what? It was my first time! And it was great! It was better than with Richard, and with guys, and with anybody, and I'm really really really into you and I swear to you next time I will so go down on you!
Shane: (semi-horrified) "Molly, Molly, you're making a scene -- please -- seriously why do you wanna be with me? Think about it because you've been using me to get back at your mother the whole time --"
Molly: "I haven't! I haven't been using you. I've never flown to the Pacific Northwest to chase a girl I barely know, and i'm here, and I'm really crazy about you and i need you to give me another chance even if I'm still awful in bed. I know that I'm still Gay 101 but I'm a really fast learner and before you know it I'm going to be graduate level gay and fuck law school I'm gonna get my doctorate in fucking gay!"
Tegan and Sara on "Hop a Plane"
Tegan: It was the last song that I wrote that I submitted for this record and actually, initially, no one really liked it all that much but I think it grew on all of us. And for me, I really like this song cause it was the end of this like sort of emotional journey I had gone on. It was like, basically I had fallen in love with someone and was trying to woo them. And it finally came down to the fact that like... "Just tell me if you want me. And if you don't, then get away from me."
Interviewer: Yeah, what are the lyrics in the chorus?
Tegan: All I need to know is that you're not mine.
Interviewer: Yeah what's that...
Tegan: Well we'd been having a very like passive-agressive sort of you know like... I was having an emotional relationship but we never really talked about how we felt about each other, we'd talk like hours and hours and hours everyday and like...
Sara: They didn't hit that shit.
Tegan: Yeah I don't think you can say "shit" on CBC radio, can you?
Sara: Can't you bleep it out or whatever.
Interviewer: I think you can now.
Tegan: Yeah? Yeah basically we never hooked up. And we were basically dating and we talked hours and hours everyday and then I finally was like, "What is going on between us?" you know. And I had written like all these pining, "come and get me," "save me from myself," "love me, why don't you love me?" songs and finally I just like sent this song [Hop A Plane] to her and was like, "what the fuck?"
Interviewer: You sent the song to this person?
Tegan: Yeah I sent all the songs to the person. I mean I was making it very clear that I was attempting to woo her through music because I had a hard time talking about my feelings in general conversation. So I would send each song as I went along and you know we had a rough patch, I sent "Call It Off" and you know like each song represented a chapter in the journey that we were taking together. And then "Hop A Plane" was the last song and it was sort of my way of saying like, "if this isn't happening, you just need to let me know." Which, that did not happen.
Interviewer: And so how did it end?
Tegan: I mean it's over, I mean... never happened.
Sara: They didn't hit that shit.
Tegan: I didn't...
Sara: Say it, it's okay, it's part of the therapy.
Tegan: No it really wasn't about "hitting that shit." I really wanted to like marry the person. I was in a very desperate state.
Sara: You wanted to hit that shit and get married.
Tegan: Yeah.
Interviewer: Well it's created art.
Tegan: I got rejected. I had never been rejected before. This is my rejection record.
Interviewer: Ok well it's a great song.
Tegan: Thank you!
Actual conversation
Bethany: What is this shit?
Me: Tegan and Sara.
Bethany: What is Tegan and Sara?
Me: Um...twin sisters...who do music?
Bethany: Why do you like them?
Me: They have good music...
Bethany: They're lesbians.
Me: Yes...?
Bethany: That's all you had to say.
